I guess May is going to be hell month for me. Time to get to work.
joshishollywood: sparklewench: editorial design antics, pt. 2 this looks like a normal magazine spread right well if you look really closely on one of the melons i put a really tiny pterodactyl right in the middle no one noticed and they actually published it now there are 2000 copies of this magazine featuring this tiny pterodactyl and i’m the one at fault oh my god am i a horrible...
b-ry-an: stanley-teesai: Is this a fucking recorder. LMAO After playing this for band, it’s never the same. WHY IS EVERYTHING SO FUNNY TODAY
perlahaha: hey baby, if it’s not too much treble, i’d really like to ‘B’ with you … naturally.
lol i suck at art wow welcome to the club idek what i was thinking delete later just an in-class doodle lol I don’t even know what I was trying to do here, I’ll delete it later wow you guys suck
Normal flirting: Hey babe you're so pretty and sweet.
Me: If you were a potato, you'd be a nice potato.
xjuryoku: ruvy: isecretlylikeonedirection: ...
Ah. Feels nice to see people again after such a long time.
Going to the beach later for a bonfire and smores and stuff. Yay.
teacher: you are taking a test why do i hear talking
me: because u have ears
*high-fives the person next to me and double backflips out of the room onto a motorcycle with lady gaga's head on it and drives off into the sunset screaming yolo"
lintott: i’ve never been on a date 12 year olds get dates and i dont
theocean-floor: Your Past Life mrnextweek: laughingtheloudest: louisejaynehere: londonrains: holisticdeductingdetective: unicorntimelordadamyoung: slutformisha: thebiggestillusion: Chelsey was a toilet who likes to make out with a can of beer. Alex was a street performer who likes playing with fortune tellers. Slut for Misha was a porn actor who lived in a little house with...
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immolated: livedead: myspacefamosity: gloomyteens: OH MY GOD/???? WHAT/???? OK, TECHNOLOGY IS NOW USEFUL Holy shit.
me: im going to lose weight
me: im going to exercise every day
me: im going to go on a diet and stick to it
me: is that cake