A 3 months pregnant woman falls into a deep coma....
Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you.
Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?
Woman: Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy?
Anonymous asked: Have you ever thought about charging people for graphic designs since a lot of people ask you for them?
Your Call - Secondhand Serenade
nekci asked: Omg, those minimalist pictures of those people are so cool. I would ask you if you could make me one, but I don't really now you. Herp.
WHEN I WAS
howtosuckafuck: blainelovesfootballiloveblaine: organicklainekisses: rubylestrange: not-o-fucking-kay: brendonurieistoogaytofunction: icrashedthecemeterygates: ilmaanii: rukirockie: xpulsebeatsx: solarcyanide: diewithyourmaskson: threecheersformikey: A YOUNG BOY MY FATHER TOOK ME INTO THE CITY TO SEE A MARCHING BAND HE SAID SON WHEN YOU GROW UP WOULD YOU BE THE...
Would it be okay if I took your breath away?
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imin-lovewith: smoochielly: Ants Problem : Ants hate cucumbers. Keep the skin of cucumbers near the place or ant hole. To get pure and clean ice : Boil water first before freezing. To make the mirror shine : Clean with alcohol To remove chewing gum from clothes : Keep the cloth in the freezer for an hour. To whiten white clothes : Soak white clothes in...
When Barack proposed to Michelle, "I don't wanna...
Things in Pokemon that don’t make sense →
oofanater: missriley: chillyeskimo: Things in Pokemon that don’t make sense - You can’t catch fainted Pokemon. - You need to TALK to someone else before giving your Pokemon a new nickname - Scyther and Gyarados are flying type. They can’t fly. - Dig on water. - Dive on land. - Pokemon get buried on the upper floors of buildings. - No matter where you are, Prof. Oak KNOWS when you use a...
I don't play Call of Duty.
And I suck at shooters. lol My parents get paranoid, and assume I want to join the military if I play any FPS game.
Br0, I’ve known it as the “Lying Down Game” since last year. People are so late.
When I was younger, I used to think that people...
Really far from the truth.
leeoonnn asked: Bren, did you make your webpage from scratch (coding with html)?